OMG! so I signed up for this rediculous dating website and what happens??! I actually get into a fight with the first person I talk to!
We chat over email through the website for a bit and he then throws out his phone number for me to text him because he hates going through the site to talk to me..I understand and reluctantly text him. BIG MISTAKE!
so he tells me via text that he is going to test drive a "maserati" and from what he says on his profile he is an ex pro baseball player and now a recruter for the Cardinals blah blah blah
He wants to know if we could exchange pics, so we do and he says I am cute but "show me your body"
So here comes the texts: (and I realize that I shouldn't have participated in such juvenile behavior and normally I wouldn't but I have nothing else to do)
**this is verbatim
me: I am not going to show you my body f***face
him: I don't want to see your body f***in psycho
me: Oh did I misunderstand "show me your body"? delete my number loser
him: F*** you whore. I am a pro-athlete and my ex cheers for the Titans
him: Get a life
him: u r fat anyways
me: Nobody cares and leave your mom out of this
him: WTF u r so weird. F***in disappear
me: peace out fatty
him: I have a great body! poof be gone. ugly ass bitch
me: go back to dreaming about your"Maserati" and continue being an armchair athlete. Don't forget the potato chips! (I'm sure you won't)
him:Bahahahaha F*** off biatch
and there ya go. awesome. if finding love means being called a whore first, than I am one step closer.
OMG!!!! I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteThis is your Unc Jim....HI Stepho....LOL....you need to work on your people skills and be a tad more selective in your men....at least one that can put together 6 words without saying the B word or muh fuh or can read at a 4th grade level. LOL>..here I am giving dating advice and I haven't had a date since the Carter administration...be good, gimme a holler sometime.
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