Day 264 air-brushed bound

I had a small heart attack on the way to work. I have a portable radio buried underneath some pans and an ax in a cooler in my back seat (naturally). I pumped the brakes a little too hard during my drive and the radio turned on full blast to the sound of bunch of static! It scared the crap out of and I had to drive all the way down the freeway listening to blaring white noise, so relaxing. 

Nevertheless, tomorrow will start out better because I will get to walk into my place of employment and actually be able to breathe! Not a moment too soon, it’s going to be over 100 degrees here for the next 3 days! Air conditioning, one more thing to add to my list of things that I will never take for granted. It’s sad that the scene from ET had come to an end, no more containing the woman with plastic walls, we are free and no one got hurt! Although, the girls and I actually had a few good laughs….I guess it’s true what they say, misery does love company.

I am now mentally preparing for my next stop on my free concert tour...Def Leopard and Poison! Woo hoo! This Unskinny Pop will be Pouring Some Sugar on herself while trying not to poke anyone because Every Rose Has A Thorn and even though Love Bites its Gonna Be Nothin But A Good Time!

It’s on Tuesday so I have a few days to find the best outfit that the Goodwill has to offer. Surely there will be endless leopard print miniskirts and slashed air-brushed T-shirts to choose from!