So last night, I opted to stay in
and watch Bachelor Pad instead of going to the concert. Sad? Maybe, but I don't
care, sometimes Tuesday nights are for staying in. Plus, I had a lot to think
about since Andy is already talking about my time frame on when I wanna have
kids and how I feel about being a stay-at-home-mom and requesting a list of my
deal breakers. Well let’s see, we did meet in person twice, so naturally it’s
time to talk about where we are gonna register for split cloths. He asked if I
was looking to get married and have kids on the first date. Well he is 38, so I
understand there is a bit of hurry, but I thought it was the girls job to act
like she couldn't concentrate over the obnoxious ticking of the massive clock
hanging in the background. I am telling you I am cursed with dating the Mr.
Extremes of the world.
During the second date I humor him
because it was humorous on my child bearing timeline. Before this conversation
came about I told him how I moved to Nashville and the fact that I set a date
to move, per Stuart, and how I executed the plan on time. That was his cue to
ask about my optimal time to start a family. I told him that I would prefer to
be knocked up by October. That way I could eat as much as I wanted during the
holidays, would still be 35, and would pop the kid out in July so I could enjoy
the rest of the summer at the pool. He said that we should get started then. I
was kidding, but I don't think he was and now we are scheduled to discuss our
plans when we meet on Sunday.
Run? Stop? Sit? Stay? Haul ass?
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