Well this last post definitely wins the prize for "Most Interactive." The comments kept going well into this afternoon but I think the court room drama has finally come to a close.
The prosecution was top notch, the defense gave it a good go but unfortunately half of the evidence was circumstantial. All other evidence was not submissable in a court of law. After hours and hours of deliberation, cross examinations and cross referencing transcripts, the comments were stricken from the record. All perjury accusations have been thrown out due to hear-say. The objections were over-ruled, character assignations, leading the witness, and slander were all duly noted but the prosecution rests. The verdict is in and a jury of my peers have spoken. Spazwell is victorious! The defendant is excused from her life and the judge has sentenced the defendant to a lifelong gag order without parole. Appeals are restricted and a life of tranquility and peace will resume. The court thanks everyone for serving, following through with their civic duties and mostly for being bad asses. Court is adjourned.
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