Monday, January 7, 2013

Bachelor alert


So the new Bachelor just started.  I am so embarrarassed for the girls trying to make impressions on the new sap of the season. These girls have taken the concept of “You only get one chance to make a first impression” to a whole new level. These girls get to come out of a limo one by one and introduce themselves. We have reached a new kind of sales pitch, one of a desperate single woman with a shot of life in the tabloids.

To the girl who did a back-hand-spring in heels and an evening gown, who did not negotiate the cobble stone properly and who busted her ass in front the Bachelor, I am sorry. To the girl from Nashville who thought it would be a good idea to sing a self-written song about him, I am sorry. To the beautiful girl with one arm, bravo darling bravo. To the girl who had the tie tucked in her prom dress as a symbol of 50 Shades of Grey, thank you. To the girl would put on majestic lipstick to kiss him on the cheek to mark her territory, thank you. To the girl who happened to have a hanky to wipe off the lipstick, thank you. To the girl who had a football who called him in to a huddle, thank you. To the 40-year-old drunk girl from Wisconsin, thank you.  To the fake Italian girl with a death threat from her dad, thank you. To the girl who came out of the limo with a wedding gown and veil....thank you! You all are so desperate and so embarrassing, thank you for the material.

Ok so I really want to talk about the amazing weekend with Amber and Brandy but I cannot until tomorrow.....I gots to go to bed. Thank you

 

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