cankle

My ankle, I'm sorry, cankle still freaking hurts on day seven! So on the way home yesterday I was passing the hospital and pulled into the ER on two wheels at the last minute. Screw it, lets go get an X-Ray, what the hay. I am sick of my nickname, Half-speed, and I needed to know if my flat tire needed more air, a patch or a replacement. It turns out that I just pulled some ligaments which is a fancy way of saying I have a very bad sprain. My cute, married ER doctor sent me home with some drugs and no cast! Hey hey hey my fatass ankle and I are gonna spend the day being loopy and pain free....very exciting.